1. Would you set yourself on fire?
Already 3 steps ahead of you

2. Hug or kiss?
Both

3. Have you ever been suspended from school?
No

4. Explain what you think about abortion:
Never use a coat hanger, it doesn't work out well, trust me.

5. If you had to get married now, who would you want to marry?
Jazzzy~

6. Weekdays or weekends?
Weekends

7. What is your favorite hair style?
Pony tail/long and wavy

8. Do you like to learn?
Yes

9. Do you like cows?
Why not?

10. Do you want to have kids?
Maybe someday but not anytime soon

11. Say something annoying:
This topic is now about TRAINS

12. Have you ever had a crush on the same sex?
No

13. Will the world end in fire or ice?
Why not both?

14. Favorite comic strip?
I don't know, reading hurts my head.. ohwait

15. Last hug?
I'd say my mom but I get the feeling 'someone' would make a joke out of that

16. One goal you'd like to achieve this year:
Get to California

17. Do you sleep naked?
Only sometimes

18. Have you ever been dumped?
Yes

19. What is your favorite word?
Golly

20. Sprite or 7Up?
Neither, Dr. Pepper

21. Would you date someone you met online?
You act like I'm not now ::

22. Who is your newest friend?
This person on Steam called Gumball

23. Family or friends?
Both

24. What is the last thing you said to someone?
"I'm doing that 20 billion question thing."

25. Abercrombie or Hollister?
...What

26. What's your family like?
Disjointed

27. Have you been on drugs?
Only if love counts

28. Are your parents still together?
No

29. Logic or art?
A time and place for both

30. How do you usually dress?
I dress like a person, who wears cloths

31. Explain what you think about dating.
Don't feel like explaining /lazy

32. Do you wear deodorant?
If I didn't I'd suffocate

33. McDonalds or Burger King?
Neither

34. Do animals go to Heaven?
I believe so

35. Would you live in a different country?
Maybe but I don't know for sure.

36. Have you ever made out with just a friend?
No

37. Do you believe in the external world?
What is this I don't even.

38. Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman?
I dunno

39. Have you ever been hit on by the same sex?
Only if you count literally being hit

40. Do you ever use your full name?
Only if I need to

41. Favorite athlete?
eye dee kay

42. Do you personally know any bums?
The one in the mirror

43. Are you rude?
Only if I want to be

44. Can you cook?
more or less

45. Have you ever been to college?
I've taken a community college class on computers

46. What is your best physical feature?
eyes

47. Would you die for your friends?
Depends on which ones ::

48. Dominos or Pizza Hut?
Dominos, Pizza hut gives me food poisoning

49. How tall are you?
Tall enough

50. Do you like arcades?
When was the last time anyone has even seen one.

51. Day or night?
Dusk/Night

52. Do you like thunderstorms?
Yes

53. How easily do you trust people?
Not easily

54. Do you own a car?
You're a car

55. Have you ever been asked for an autograph?
No

56. Mom or Dad?
Mom

57. Do you know how to drive stick?
I don't remember now

58. Have you ever been homeless?
No

59. Abortion or adoption?
asdfghjk

60. Do you like the band The Shins?
I don't know them

61. Rebel or goodie-two-shoes?
I'mma good boy

62. Do you have long or short hair?
long

63. Have you ever been on a boat?
Yes, now I wish I knew that song sooner so I could have been like I'M ON A BOAT

64. Do you get along with your parents?
parent* ohai I fixed it for you

65. Touch or be touched?
how about both at the same time

66. Do you like cats?
Maaaaybe

67. Explain your religious beliefs:
Too complicated and could get me yelled at by stupid people

68. Do you wear glasses?
No, I just have 4 eyes naturally ::

69. What's your favorite car?
The one that has its damned muffler

70. What would be the best way to die?
in my sleep with the person I love

71. Hot or beautiful?
beautiful

72. Do you brush and floss?
Flossing hurts

73. Do you play an instrument?
Piano

74. Would you sell your soul to the Devil?
Only if it be for a better one ::

75. What's your favorite band?
The Beatles

76. Who do you want to meet?
Jasmine

77. Have you ever gone rock climbing?
on a fake rock wall

78. What's your favorite TV show?
The one who has the guy who sells propane and propane accessories

79. Do you like having your picture taken?
Depends

80. Who is the quietest person you know?
Me, except when I talk to myself

81. Emotional or physical pain?
physical

82. Would you flip off the pope?
Only if he flips me off first

83. Your first crush:
Was I supposed to keep track of everything I crush/smash? ::

84. Would you lie to your best friend?
No

85. Do you find dead people interesting?
Ew no, I'm no necrophiliac

86. Do you smoke?
No

87. Who did you last talk to?
Jasmine

88. Pink or blue?
Blue

89. What is your favorite male name?
Andy

90. Have you ever written a song?
non-lyrical ones

91. Have you ever been home schooled?
Yes

92. What's the longest car ride/road trip you've been on?
3 days long

93. What was the last compliment you received?
"You're awesome"

94. What do you do most when you're bored?
talk to myself and break into dance

95. Are you good at impersonations?
Some more than others

96. Do you get along with other people's parents?
Yes

97. Long or short hair?
Long

98. Snakes or rabbits?
Neither, cats

99. Who of your friends can tell anything to you?
Anyone can tell me anything.

100. Have you ever been arrested?
No but I've been patted down cause people are paranoid

101. What are you listening to right now?
Revolution the Beatles

102. Do you like seafood?
only some kinds of fish

103. What do you think of reality TV?
it's too real

104. How much do you weigh?
More than enough

105. Do you like taking surveys?
Sometimes

106. Have you ever skipped school?
Yes

107. Do you have a cell phone?
Yes, it's yellow and whenever I use it people say I should stop talking into a banana. It's not a banana!

108. What's your favorite movie?
Favorite one I can remember is Iron Giant

109. Hot or cold?
Cold

110. What kind of music do you hate?
Country and most rap

111. What is something you know that most people don't?
I'm maaagicaaal

112. Do you have a boyfriend?
lolno

113. Mints or chewing gum?
gum

114. Would you try to take over the world?
try?

115. Do you drink enough water?
sometimes and other times not nearly enough

116. Last time you were really really mad?
the other night I think

117. Favorite city?
Only real city I went to was NYC and it was nice I guess

118. Pizza or pasta?
Pizza

119. Do you own a camera phone?
Yes

120. Have you ever thrown up on a dentist?
Never been to one

121. Boxers or briefs?
Boxers

122. Ever run away from home?
For like 20 minutes ::

123. Have you ever broken a bone?
No

124. Have you ever been on TV?
no but I've been in a newspaper

125. Apple or Microsoft?
Microsoft

126. Name one person you love, and why:
Jasmine, she's an amazing girl like no one else, she makes me happy and I make her happy, I trust her and she trusts me. She makes me feel alive, makes me feel truly happy and like I'm worth something and I'm truly grateful for having her in my life.

127. Watching or playing sports?
Neither

128. What do you label yourself as?
Insane

129. Have you ever bought a car?
No

130. Have you ever told someone that you loved them?
Yes

131. Have you dated anyone you met online?
Now

132. What is one thing that annoys you?
Stupid people

133. Would you smoke?
Never

134. When you wake up, what is the first thing you think?
Depends on how I wake up.

135. What would be the worst way to die?
Alone

136. Do you have any pets?
2 dogs a bird and a snake

137. Do you know how to drive a car?
Yes but I'm too scared to most of the time

138. Have you ever slept on a rooftop?
No

139. Have you ever been late to work because of myspace?
lolno

140. Where did you last go on vacation?
I don't remember, my happy place? ::

141. What's the most common name you know?
Joe and Christine

142. Do you believe in soul mates?
Yes

143. Have you ever fallen in love with a neighbor?
I had a crush on a neighbor when I was like 6

144. What's your phone ringtone?
If I can find the recording function on the phone it'll be Never Gonna Give You Up

145. Do you get annoyed easily?
No

146. For a guy:
What?

147. What is your favorite number?
9 and 6

148. Where is your hometown?
A place

149. Have you ever gotten your tongue frozen to something?
Maybe

150. Have you ever been on a motorcycle?
I can't ride a normal bike, there is no way I'd get on one with a motor in it

151. Do you want to get married?
Yes

152. Would you run from the police?
Only if we were playing tag ::

153. When is your birthday?
August 29th 1992

154. Do you think you're attractive?
No

155. Have you ever gone to a private school?
Yes

156. When do you get up?
Random

157. What was your New Year's resolution?
Try to loss weight and get a life

158. Do you have a girlfriend?
Yes

159. Who is the most boring person you know?
Me

160. Group or single dates?
Single

161. What is your favorite sport to watch?
None

162. Have you ever been high?
No

163. Have you ever been in a movie?
No

164. Do you believe in life after love?
I'm still alive aren't I?

165. Where do you live?
The moon!

166. What is your favorite musical instrument?
Piano

167. What sports do you play?
None

168. You or your love?
I'm not sure what that means.

169. You are about to die. What do you do with your worldly possessions?
give them away to the people who managed to put up with me while I was alive ::

170. Do you have a job?
Working on it (no pun intended)

171. Have you ever sworn?
fuck no

172. Why do you like the music you do?
Probably because my mom would play The Beatles and classical music when I was a baby

173. Do you like sports?
Not really

174. Do you look like your mom or your dad?
I never really thought about it, I'd rather look like my mom

175. Are you ghetto?
No, I'm ganstah

176. Do you like depressing music?
eh

177. Last time you spent $100, and what for?
Phone bill

178. Where is your favorite place to be?
My room

179. Do you use email, IM, MySpace, or phone the most?
IM(MSN)and phone

180. Who can trust you?
Jasmine, June, Vix, Medic Lobster and my mother

181. Orange juice or apple juice?
Pine apple banana orange juice

182. Have you ever kissed someone?
:U

183. Last time you saw your dad?
3 or 4 years I think

184. When do you go to bed?
Random

185. Disney or Warner Brothers?
I don't know

186. Have you ever been in love?
Now

187. Would you have plastic surgery?
No

188. Do you observe Easter?
What? I don't even

189. Kleenex or Puffs?
What does a tissue have to do with bread?

190. Would you give money to a hobo?
Only to myself

191. Do you get enough exercise?
Probably not

192. Lonely or lovesick?
I wouldn't say sick c:

193. What are you wearing right now?
NOTHING- I mean something

194. Meat or veggies?
Meat

195. Have you ever committed suicide?
Yes, 4 times

196. Do you believe in love?
Yes

197. Can you whistle?
Yes

198. Do you know anyone who has never left their home state?
Yes

199. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Holy crap how did you know I did that!?

200. If you could punch one person, who would it be?
A certain annoying person, you know who you are >:U